Why you should procastinate on Tuesdays

Tuesdays.
Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. Mondays are a fresh slate for the week. There's embarrassing stories of the weekend and you can use the excuse "shit man- sorry it's Monday- I don't think on mondays".
Tuesdays are shit. Monday ruined your ambitions for the weeks goals and you still have a whole week ahead of you!!

Here's 10 ways you cam procastinate on a Tuesday.

1. Go and have a well needed coffee. End up having that coffee in instead of take away and then when you turn upto work 4hours later, tell your boss that you had a panic attack of a shark jumping out of the pavement at you- then When people saw that you were screaming at a street painters trippy pavment art they sent you to a nutter house and you've spent the last 3.5 hours trying to convince them that your were sane.

2. Go to etsy.com

3. Set up an Internet dating profile and speak to people telling them that you are an underwear model who loves the smell of parmasan cheese and owns 13cats.
Ask them out for a date and see what they say.

4. Visit www.religionoffashion.blogspot.com

5. Buy something completely insane. I.e. A carrot, a light bulb or an alarm clock. Tell your boss that you absolutely must buy the clock as you are a particularly heavy sleeper and can't wake up to anything else. Also tell him that you are narcolepsic and must buy it RIGHT now or you may fall asleep in 10mins and you'll never be able to wake up again unless you have a special clock.

6. Convince your boss that you deserve a pay-rise

6a. If he/she declines your offer, trim your toenails on their desk.

7.challenge the office to a minesweeper-off. May the best leave work early!!

8. Facebook. Facebook stalk.

9. Write someone a letter. You can buy cool and fashionable cards from an Aussie/brissie seller AvanteCarde
Www.avantecarde.etsy.com

10. Write a sentence entirely out of words you don't know. You're going to need a thesaurus and dictionary for this one.



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