Now, if your're petrified of this rainy weather lately mainly for the fact that people are scurrying around the city with umbrellas and you're shitting yourself to walk through queen st mall as it's a sea of umbrellas and umbrellas with SHARP POINTY BITS right at eye level, then you should either:

a.) Stay inside. That's the safest option.
b.) Pretend that you're bringing the eye patch in as a fashion statement when really you're protecting your eyes from those evil acetate creatures; this could also lead to further bodily damage as you would be blind from the eye patches and walk straight into one of the windows of the Nine West Store....Mmm, not a great look after all.
c.) Buy everyone in the city a Blunt Umbrella.

If none of these options are viable for you, and you just want a shelter to keep your pretty little head dry, then you should invest in one of these anyway.

If you were to speak physics with an Umbrella man, Blunt would be the people to speak to. They know the whats-what of umbrella design and all of that technical kind of stuff.

Spoken by the Blunt People themselves:

"WHY THE BLUNT UMBRELLA IS BETTER
EASY TO CONTROL IN THE WIND
The low profile and tensioned canopy allows the Blunt umbrella to sit effortlessly in the wind and provide maximum protection from the elements.

SAFER
There are no sharp points at the edge of the canopy.

STRONG AND DURABLE
The Blunt’s innovative design means the canopy will not tear at the tips or easily turn inside out. The Blunt’s strength and durability make it the green choice.

SIMPLE TO USE
The push-pull runner makes the Blunt easy to open. A concealed catch keeps the Blunt closed when not in use.

STYLISH CURVY PROFILE
The Blunt canopy is taut and smooth with a distinctive rounded silhouette"



Still think that you don't need an umbrella?
Mary Poppins had an Umbrella.
Umbrella's can be used as weapons in a serious sales stampede...You come along with an umbrella, a lady goes to grab the last stella McCartney black blazer in YOUR size and BAM you wack her and grab the jacket all for yourself!
Asians use Umbrellas and asians are cool. Actually most races use umbrellas...does this make them cool too? Hmmmmm, I'll ponder over that soon while I'm sitting under my UMBRELLA!

Now that I've enlightened you all on how much we all need a new umbrella, you can pick up a groovy Blunt Umbrella HERE