1. For when my iPhone goes flat. This happens for frequently to me than being accousted on the street by Charity organisations. Fuck off.
2. To play scrabble. Or to kill people of boredom with my new found love of scrabble and the fact that I lke to take 10 minutes to find every single letter combination on my tile rack; just to end up settling with the word 'been'.
3. To be seen holding an oversized, awkward object, that really has no purpose in my life other than to state the fact " Yes. I stood in line for 8 hours to buy this. I have nothing else to do with my time than to stand in lines."
4. To drop it and have it smash like 40% of iPhones in the world. There's nothing that completes my life than a shattered screen.
5. To then have an iPod, iPhone AND an iPad. I may aswell own shares in apple.
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